sounds good to me

Hammerhead and Mel were 85 years old and had been together for sixty years. Though they were
> far from rich, they managed to get by because Hammerhead watched their pennies.
>
>> Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Mel's insistence on
> healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
>
> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on yet another holiday and their plane
> crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
>
>> They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a
> beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid
> could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven.
> This will be your home now.'
>
>> Hammerhead asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied,
> 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'
>
> Hammerhead looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more
> beautiful than any ever built on Earth..
>
> 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled Hammerhead...
>
> 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'
>
>> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable
> cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
>
> 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to Hammerhead.. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'
>
> Hammerhead looked around and glanced nervously at Mel.
>
> 'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked.
>
>> That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of
> whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick.
>
>> This is Heaven!'
>>
> 'No gym to work out at?' said Hammerhead
>
> 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
>
> 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'
>
>
> Hammerhead glared at Mel and said, 'You and your f*cking Bran Flakes. We could have been
> here ten fooking years ago...

lmfao in bits here