It's priceless!
Bless her little heart...How sweet...The secret to long life...
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below.
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
I couldnt help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?
I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that,I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I dont exercise at all.and play online golf with Hammerhead and Hamstershagger
That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?
Forty, she replied lmfao
Subject: bloody hell 
Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:47 am